This came to me as an e-mail forward, but it’s good enough for me to share here.
Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So – if you give her crap, you will receive a bucket full of shit.
Love and appreciate all the women in your life.